Feast of Stephen makes it big.

Be forewarned: this post is not about great choices in fashion. It's about a passion for music.

The cover of our upcoming album:


Hey guys, guess what! I'm in a band! Feast of Stephen.
Granted, we're a fake band and we're completely horrible, but I feel like I'm getting a classic high school experience that I otherwise wouldn't be able to.

We released our first, self-titled album in December; it was filled with heart-warming (but painful to the ears) Christmas carols. We sold it for one dollar or the exchange of a blank cd. There was even an article about us in the school newspaper.

And now, I'm so thrilled to be announcing this, Tuesday, January 25th is when our Latina album officially drops! Tracks include Hips Don't Lie by Shakira, Livin' La Vida Loca, and Levantando Las Manos by El Simbolo. (We can't charge anything this time around, because these songs all fall under copyright laws. It's a bummer.)

But we've got 102 fans on facebook and a youtube account you can check out if you're feeling like your ears haven't bled sufficiently in a while.

Please enjoy the not-so-dulcet tones of my fake band, Feast of Stephen.

P.S. I would just like to note that the reason so many of these pictures are in black and white is because I think it makes us look professional. Which is the exact opposite of what we actually are.