Red carpet smile.

Tina Fey has that joke about how women smile when they're in front of the paparazzi: mouth open, eyes wide, absolutely giddy with joy. And how that makes zero to no sense, because she's never been that happy in her whole life. Here I am, in the woods, practicing for my inevitable red carpet adventure.

Seriously, with this face, it's bound to happen eventually, so I'm just making sure I'm prepared.